Two Funny Jokes

Ok. Both of these were too funny not to share.

 

The new Somali Pirate Hat, available in stores now:

 

That’s funny!

 

The Economy is So Bad…

• CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
• Jewish women are marrying for love.
• Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names
• A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
• The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
• People in Africa are donating money to Americans
• Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
• Motel Six won’t leave the light on
• The Mafia is laying off judges
• And finally…
  Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, great! …  the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by people who made $750 billion disappear

 

That’s some funny stuff. Hope you laughed.