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Ok, I’m not a fan of Internet Explorer, much less the new horribly unreliable Internet Explorer 8.. *shudders* but I had to share this!

But really… are they so bad off that they have to IMPROVE their standing by resorting to vomit? I mean how bad to you have to be before vomiting is better […]

Ok, these are a few that came in email that I had to share. They made me laugh this morning. I hope you will too.
 
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of […]

Ok. Both of these were too funny not to share.
 
The new Somali Pirate Hat, available in stores now:
 

That’s funny!
 
The Economy is So Bad…

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their […]

Now booking for Prom in Lancaster county.

 
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It’s not often at all that I share email humor on the blog, but this was just too darned funny not to! Lisa Gard sent this to me in email earlier today and I just […]

 
Thoughts on the second amendment

I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy
When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers and recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying. He asked ‘Why do you carry a .45?’   The Ranger responded, ‘Because […]

Since America is still America, at least until all the immigrants finish changing it to the complete third world dump they fled here from, I can still say this with freedom and pride. I got this as an email from my friend Keith. I’ve been meaning to start a blog section titled "Patriotism" or "What […]

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Reinforcing my anti-mac theology:
 

And it’s humor… so no flaming the blog with Mac-support comments telling me I’m PC-biased… cause there’s no arguing that’s true.
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I used to have this printed in my office but I lost it years ago. While going through my blog author’s web sites this morning I found it again on TeaFaery’s site so I just HAD to repost it again. Thanks Jenn!
 
Tech Support Pricing Structure: Regular Prices for Technical Support/System […]

I got this in an email today from a friend and I thought it was cute. With the exception of the microwave, I think I "suffered" through all of these horrible atrocities!
 
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tearswith their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing […]

Another funny, I thought I would share.
 

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they  just stale bread to begin with?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why […]

(Something modern kids would understand)
A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’ The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a […]

Ok. This is funny as heck! My sister sent me this!

OH MY GOD! I actually know women who would fall for this! Hey Raymond, you sure these aren’t the guys who worked on some of your cars in the past?
 
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..  but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did […]